Lyrics:
Picture a dark and lonely city at night
Flickering street lamps are the only sign of light
From out of the deepest darkness he steps
He holds up his gun and we hold our breath.

Oh! He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
He's epic, He's epic!

World War II flying ace
He's got a zero on his tail
And it's giving chase.
You know he's got you beat.
Before he hits the wall, he ejects his seat. Yeah!
Back at his estate that night.
Telling stories of the men he killed in fights.
He sips his scotch!
Looks at his watch!
He says: "I'm late! I've got to run."
He runs out as the clock strikes one!

He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
He's epic, He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
He's epic, He's epic!

1962, nukes are on the ground
Tempers rising, but the walrus is calm and sound.
Presidential advisor, he’s a powerful man
He doesn’t bat an eye, he tells them the plan.
Flash to 1991, high above Iraq.
The Epic Walrus survives, without even a scratch.
Leading ground assault, on the desert sand,
Everyone knew that he was in command.

Oh! He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!