Singles

by Pink Machine

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released June 3, 2011

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Track Name: Quadratic Rap
Yo, it’s quadratics, and let me tell ya’. This stuff ain’t easy
X equals negative b
Plus or minus b squared
Minus 4ac
All over all over
All over all over
All over 2a
We got graphing calculators
And pocket protectors
Won’t you help us find the area of our quarter circle sectors
(chorus) You call us nerds, you call us geeks
But who do you think will laugh
When we solve the variable you seek,
You’ll be shocked and awed by math
It’s the 8th grade accel class.
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We’ve come so far from not knowing the volume of a pyramid
To being the “reciting our Pythagorean Theorem Kids”
Did you know you’ve intercepted your
Parabola at the wrong junction
You’ve screwed up this equation so it’s not even a function
(Chorus)
Break it down now
Kalimba!
Mr. B’s 8th grade accel class stand up!
Well, our expressions are so sick
Don’t even think that we’ve messed up
We could take pencil to paper to plot the system of equations
Or we could do it in our heads
Because we’re young, nerdy, Caucasians.
(and Kasun)
(chorus)
Heh, Formulas.
Track Name: Awesome
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chicachicow chicachicow wocihcacihc
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won og ew ereh
Is it done? Yeah. Is it done? Yeah. Is it done? Yeah.
Is it done? Yeah. Is it done? Yeah. Is it done? Yeah.
Ughhh, that's better. (WHOO HOO)
It is annoying
It is annoying
It is annoying
It is annoying
wocihcacihc wocihcacihc wocihcacihc
I like men now.
It is annoying. chicachicow.
It is annoying. chicachicow.
It is annoying. chicachicow.
It is annoying. I like men now.
He doesn't understand. I like men now.
He doesn't understand. I like men now.
At least I used it.
At least I used it.
I like men now. Is it done? Yeah.