Epic Walrus

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Pure epicness accompanied by walruses.

Our third studio album, Epic Walrus, includes more bonus tracks featuring some local artists. The album and cd label were designed and created by Matthew Sigrist. See more of his work here: matthew0wns.deviantart.com

Feel free to click around and check out some of our older releases, too!

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released April 1, 2011

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Track Name: Experimentium
Lyrics:
Machina Machina
Machina Machina
Machina Omnipitos
Machina Omnipitos
Machina
Nos propositum
Experimentium quo sanus
Rationis Machina Machina
Machina Omnipitos
Machina.

*Translation*
Machine Machine
Machine Machine
Machine omnipotent
Machine omnipotent
Machine
We propose
Testing of the sound
System machine machine
Machine omnipotent
Machine.
Track Name: Epic Walrus
Lyrics:
Picture a dark and lonely city at night
Flickering street lamps are the only sign of light
From out of the deepest darkness he steps
He holds up his gun and we hold our breath.

Oh! He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
He's epic, He's epic!

World War II flying ace
He's got a zero on his tail
And it's giving chase.
You know he's got you beat.
Before he hits the wall, he ejects his seat. Yeah!
Back at his estate that night.
Telling stories of the men he killed in fights.
He sips his scotch!
Looks at his watch!
He says: "I'm late! I've got to run."
He runs out as the clock strikes one!

He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
He's epic, He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
He's epic, He's epic!

1962, nukes are on the ground
Tempers rising, but the walrus is calm and sound.
Presidential advisor, he’s a powerful man
He doesn’t bat an eye, he tells them the plan.
Flash to 1991, high above Iraq.
The Epic Walrus survives, without even a scratch.
Leading ground assault, on the desert sand,
Everyone knew that he was in command.

Oh! He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!

He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Oh! Well, we can run but we all know
He's gonna, gonna stop us.
He's epic walrus.
Hey! He's epic walrus.
Yeah! The deep dark night surrounds us.
He's epic! He's epic!
Track Name: Brush Your Teeth
Lyrics:
This is the song you listen to when you brush your teeth.
This is the song you listen to when you brush your teeth.
-mumbling-
(Background) For you, will brush your teeth!
And don’t forget to brush your tongue.
Track Name: Nick Nok
Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like Nick Laning.
Grab my polo, I’m out the door, it’s just too bad it’s raining.
But that’s O.K., cause I’m protected by the power of God.
I’ve got 900 worship songs on my iPod.

I’ve got straight A’s in every class.
My homework gets done fast, so I have time to go to mass.
Schools done! Let’s play some basketball.
There’s no free time at all, cause in the mornings, student council.

Speak tongues! Legalize guns! Read some Sarah Palin.
North Korea better fear my administration.
Public speaking! Wiki-leaking is a crime against humanity.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.

Speak tongues! Legalize guns! Read some Sarah Palin.
North Korea better fear my administration.
Public speaking! Wiki-leaking is a crime against humanity.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.

Now, some might say that the best state in the world is Minnesota.
But I’m here to tell you that prize belongs to my North Dakota.
And now, the dudes are lining up, cause they hear we got jobs.
And we let them all in. Because we have way too many jobs.

I’m talkin’ bout everybody growing wheat.
You rest can have a seat.
Because you know you can’t compete.

Now, now they tried to kick us out.
But we got a majority in the house.
Republican majority in the house!
Republican majority in the house!

Speak tongues! Legalize guns! Read some Sarah Palin.
North Korea better fear my administration.
Public speaking! Wiki-leaking is a crime against humanity.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.

Speak tongues! Legalize guns! Read some Sarah Palin.
North Korea better fear my administration.
Public speaking! Wiki-leaking is a crime against humanity.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.

Jesus, you’re really cool
The Son of Man.
I’ll fell your hands if you’ll let me.

Put my hands up
To worship you.
I’m not sure if that helps, but I’ll try it.

Jesus, you’re really cool
The Son of Man.
I’ll fell your hands if you’ll let me.

Luke 2:21 (X3)

Now, bible study don’t start ‘til I walk in…

Speak tongues! Legalize guns! Read some Sarah Palin.
North Korea better fear my administration.
Public speaking! Wiki-leaking is a crime against humanity.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.

Speak tongues! Legalize guns! Read some Sarah Palin.
North Korea better fear my administration.
Public speaking! Wiki-leaking is a crime against humanity.
Whoa-who whoa-who whoa whoa.
Track Name: Me and My Bacon
Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Got to the diner a little after six.
No, no, no.
Got the wrong order but that’s an easy fix.
Only one fork, and the only thing they bring out is pork.

No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.
No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.

Hip hooray.
They tell me that my food is on its way
Tsk tsk.
Only one piece of toast, I knew this would pay.
Yawn yawn yawn.
In about three minutes it is all gone.

No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.
No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.

No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.
No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.
No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my bacon.
No eggs. No toast.
No orange juice, just me and my
Bacon (X16)
Track Name: Platypus (ft. Matthew Sigrist)
Lyrics:
(Alex): Platypus
Makin’ a fuss.
Semi aquatic animal, that’s a plus.
Platypus
Webbing on its legs.
Only mammal that will lay eggs.
Platypus.
Australia is where it lives.
Not endangered, that is positive
Platypus.
Fur on its tail.
People think their fake.
That’s a fail.

Platypus.
Sometimes they’re unstable
Platypus.
Technically indestructible
Platypus.
Kingdom is animalia.
Platypus.
It’s delicious.

(Sam): Platypus.
A venom on its hind.
Not endangered, but it’s hard to find.
Platypus.
It’s an awesome race.
With fur on its back and a bill on its face.
Platypus.
Though thoughts may vary.
As for names, I’ll call him Perry.
Platypus is something you should adore.
It proves God has a sense of humor.

Platypus.
Sometimes they’re unstable
Platypus.
Technically indestructible
Platypus.
Kingdom is animalia.
Platypus.
No it’s not.

(Matthew): The platypus is a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to east Australia, including Tasmania. They are the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young. The male platypus has a spur on its hind foot that delivers a venom capable of causing severe pain to humans. Although captive breeding programs have had only limited success, the platypus isn’t under any immediate threat.

Platypus.
Sometimes they’re unstable
Platypus.
Technically indestructible
Platypus.
Kingdom is animalia.
Platypus.
It’s delicious.

Platypus.
Sometimes they’re unstable
Platypus.
Technically indestructible
Platypus.
Kingdom is animalia.
Platypus.
It’s delicious.
Track Name: Erin's Platypus (ft. Erin Haefner)
Lyrics:
Figure them out yourself.
Track Name: The Scientist
Lyrics:
Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are.

I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I’ve set you apart.

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh, let’s go back to the start.

Running in circles
Coming up tails
Heads on a science apart.

Nobody said it was easy.
It's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy.
No one ever said it would be this hard.

Oh, take me back to the start.

I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart.

Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart.

Oh, tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh, and I rush to the start.

Running in circles.
Chasing our tails.
Coming back as we are.

Nobody said it was easy.
Oh it's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy.
No one ever said it would be so hard.

I'm going back to the start.

Oh, take me back to the start.

I'm going back to the start.

Oh, take me back to the start.
Track Name: Raptor Jesus
Lyrics:
(Sam): I, Sam Haefner
Commit to volunteering for at least five hours in the following parish ministry. Blank.

(Raptor Jesus): Well, hey kid. What seems to be the problem?

(Sam): Oh, hey Raptor Jesus. I’m just not sure about this new church.

(Raptor Jesus): Well. I think I may have a song for you.

When your faith is going bad
And there’s nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide,

Just remember it’s not that sad.
Remember those who died,

In Genesis, the exodus
Your firstborn is belong to us.
In Genesis, the exodus
Your firstborn is belong to us.
Belong to us.

And I went extinct for your sins.
But you’ll never hear me complaining.
Just as long as you sacrifice.
Your firstborn, everything will be alright.

Raptor Jesus loves you.

Raptor Jesus loves you.

Alone in the universe, no place of your own.
You humans looked to the sky.
And I gave you a home.
Now, come partake of my scales and my blood.
And your firstborn is all I demand because…

Raptor Jesus loves you.

Raptor Jesus loves you.

Raptor Jesus loves you kid. And don’t you ever forget that.
Track Name: fin.
Lyrics:
Welcome to the end.
Of the beginning.
It’s almost done now.
It is finishing.

Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.

Welcome to the end.
Now we clean our mess.
Now, we free our minds.
Now we must confess.

Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.

Welcome to the end.
Now we come to peace.
Now we’ve found our place.
Now we all have ceased.

Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.

Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin, fin, fin.
Fin.