Donkey on a Lamp

by Pink Machine

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released May 10, 2010

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Track Name: Testing the Sound System
This is a test of the sound system
Hopefully the vocals and
Accompaniment sound alright.
Track Name: Spectacle
I can’t believe what I’ve just seen
I feel really bad for being mean
It’s something very hard to explain.
And if I tried it would drive me insane.
His announcement came with a great big bam.
And it’s amazing some people don’t give a damn
I know some surfers would call it radical
But most people would call it a
(Chorus) Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectacle
It was a Spectac-
He got attention with a megaphone
And everyone started to sigh and groan
For a warm-up he had Jason beat up a rake
Then he stripped himself and turned his dick into a snake
One sigh of disgust came from the crowd
But for the most part they were all very proud
And then he proclaimed “Now wait just a minute”
And then his thoughts became infinite it was a
(Chorus)
All the crowd was struck in awe
Most people then had dropped their jaws
It’s amazing some gave ignorance and bliss
It you watched him it might go a little something like this.
He beat up a rake and his dick was a snake
His announcement came with a great big bam.
And it’s amazing some people don’t give a damn
I know some surfers would call it radical
But most people would call it a
(Chorus)
Track Name: Google SketchUp
There is no sense of distance
In this plane of existence
The lines don’t converge on the horizon
And a man he built a wall
He tore it down just to see it fall
And I said “Father forgive me for my sins’
But he just smiled
And said “My child”
Nothing is what it seems
(Chorus) ‘Cause this is Google SketchUp
oo-wahoo-whoa
Oh this is Google SketchUp
oo-wahoo-whoa
Yeah
This is a man
He’s two dimensional
Whichever way you go he just follows you
On his left side
And this building
Is structurally unstable
I don’t know why it’s not falling down right now but it should be.
Yeah
He just smiled
And said “My child”
Nothing is what it seems
(Chorus) ‘Cause this is Google SketchUp
oo-wahoo-whoa
Oh this is Google SketchUp
oo-wahoo-whoa
Oh this is Google SketchUp
oo-wahoo-whoa
Oh this is Google SketchUp
SketchUp
SketchUp it rhymes with ketchup but I couldn’t fit that
Anywhere else in the song
No not anywhere else in the song
Not anywhere else in the song
Oh yeah
Track Name: McDonalds
Went into McDonalds and I got a Happy Meal
They said “Oh, how does that make you feel.”
I took one bite and I was on the floor.
I’m lovin’ this cholesterol come gimme some more
I said o-whoa-whoa
I’m lovin’ it baby
Whoa-whoa
“Eat some more?” “Maybe.”
Whoa-whoa
I’m lovin’ it baby
Capillaries cloggin’ but I am McLovin’ tonight
Oh yeah
You might say I’m addicted, but I say I’m conflicted
I’ve got nowhere else to eat that is cheap as Mickey-D’s
They all know my name
It’s like I’m some sort of famous person
They don’t even ask what I want anymore
In the hospital ride I think my heart stopped five times
And the doctors are trying to revive me
But my mind is a blur
And all my words are slurred
All I ask is won’t you supersize me?
All I ask is won’t you supersize me?
All I ask is won’t you supersize me?
All I ask is won’t you supersize me?
All I ask is won’t you supersize me? Yeah…
Oh I’m in Playland Yeah.
Oh I’m in Playland
Oh I’m in Playland
I was walking through McDonalds one day
I open one door
What do you think I see?
I see a land where the kids all rule
They’re under one single God
But he is some kind of fool
His name is Ronald
His name is Ronald. Yeah.
Track Name: Google Earth
High above
The atmosphere
Looking down
On this blue-green sphere
I can see
My house from here
I can see
Through the years
Because it’s 2003
In the world I’m looking down on
No I’m not
A time traveler
This is Google Earth
Because I’m spying on people as they walk down the street
I’m a middle aged man with a high-def screen
And I get their address.
Oh, that’s where they live
On the outskirts of town
Their house is pretty nice
But then it burns down
What a coincidence
Now I’m flying through the air
The wind is blowing through my hair
But I don’t have a care
I’m like superman
Now I’m flying again
But that’s not real
I’m still at my desk,
And the room is spinnin’ ‘round
And my eyes are wet
Because I don’t spy on people
And I can’t really fly
And no matter what you’ve heard
I cannot travel through time.
Flew up in my rocket ship
To meet the Google gods
They said “Nice to meet you.”
And they took me to Steve Jobs
It turns out they are in cahoots
To take over the earth
And Google is some kind of code
If it doesn’t kill you first
Microsoft and Apple
Have been fighting for some time
Then along came Bing
Which ruined everything
‘Cause Live Search is a crime.
Larry Paige and Stevie Jobs’
Evil Plans unfurled
In the hopes
Of enslaving
The world