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Donkey on a Lamp

by Pink Machine

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This is a test of the sound system Hopefully the vocals and Accompaniment sound alright.
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Spectacle 05:11
I can’t believe what I’ve just seen I feel really bad for being mean It’s something very hard to explain. And if I tried it would drive me insane. His announcement came with a great big bam. And it’s amazing some people don’t give a damn I know some surfers would call it radical But most people would call it a (Chorus) Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectacle It was a Spectac- He got attention with a megaphone And everyone started to sigh and groan For a warm-up he had Jason beat up a rake Then he stripped himself and turned his dick into a snake One sigh of disgust came from the crowd But for the most part they were all very proud And then he proclaimed “Now wait just a minute” And then his thoughts became infinite it was a (Chorus) All the crowd was struck in awe Most people then had dropped their jaws It’s amazing some gave ignorance and bliss It you watched him it might go a little something like this. He beat up a rake and his dick was a snake His announcement came with a great big bam. And it’s amazing some people don’t give a damn I know some surfers would call it radical But most people would call it a (Chorus)
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There is no sense of distance In this plane of existence The lines don’t converge on the horizon And a man he built a wall He tore it down just to see it fall And I said “Father forgive me for my sins’ But he just smiled And said “My child” Nothing is what it seems (Chorus) ‘Cause this is Google SketchUp oo-wahoo-whoa Oh this is Google SketchUp oo-wahoo-whoa Yeah This is a man He’s two dimensional Whichever way you go he just follows you On his left side And this building Is structurally unstable I don’t know why it’s not falling down right now but it should be. Yeah He just smiled And said “My child” Nothing is what it seems (Chorus) ‘Cause this is Google SketchUp oo-wahoo-whoa Oh this is Google SketchUp oo-wahoo-whoa Oh this is Google SketchUp oo-wahoo-whoa Oh this is Google SketchUp SketchUp SketchUp it rhymes with ketchup but I couldn’t fit that Anywhere else in the song No not anywhere else in the song Not anywhere else in the song Oh yeah
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Zork 02:03
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McDonalds 03:25
Went into McDonalds and I got a Happy Meal They said “Oh, how does that make you feel.” I took one bite and I was on the floor. I’m lovin’ this cholesterol come gimme some more I said o-whoa-whoa I’m lovin’ it baby Whoa-whoa “Eat some more?” “Maybe.” Whoa-whoa I’m lovin’ it baby Capillaries cloggin’ but I am McLovin’ tonight Oh yeah You might say I’m addicted, but I say I’m conflicted I’ve got nowhere else to eat that is cheap as Mickey-D’s They all know my name It’s like I’m some sort of famous person They don’t even ask what I want anymore In the hospital ride I think my heart stopped five times And the doctors are trying to revive me But my mind is a blur And all my words are slurred All I ask is won’t you supersize me? All I ask is won’t you supersize me? All I ask is won’t you supersize me? All I ask is won’t you supersize me? All I ask is won’t you supersize me? Yeah… Oh I’m in Playland Yeah. Oh I’m in Playland Oh I’m in Playland I was walking through McDonalds one day I open one door What do you think I see? I see a land where the kids all rule They’re under one single God But he is some kind of fool His name is Ronald His name is Ronald. Yeah.
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Google Earth 03:22
High above The atmosphere Looking down On this blue-green sphere I can see My house from here I can see Through the years Because it’s 2003 In the world I’m looking down on No I’m not A time traveler This is Google Earth Because I’m spying on people as they walk down the street I’m a middle aged man with a high-def screen And I get their address. Oh, that’s where they live On the outskirts of town Their house is pretty nice But then it burns down What a coincidence Now I’m flying through the air The wind is blowing through my hair But I don’t have a care I’m like superman Now I’m flying again But that’s not real I’m still at my desk, And the room is spinnin’ ‘round And my eyes are wet Because I don’t spy on people And I can’t really fly And no matter what you’ve heard I cannot travel through time. Flew up in my rocket ship To meet the Google gods They said “Nice to meet you.” And they took me to Steve Jobs It turns out they are in cahoots To take over the earth And Google is some kind of code If it doesn’t kill you first Microsoft and Apple Have been fighting for some time Then along came Bing Which ruined everything ‘Cause Live Search is a crime. Larry Paige and Stevie Jobs’ Evil Plans unfurled In the hopes Of enslaving The world

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released May 10, 2010

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